I bought a new pair of shoes on Saturday. Platform pumps. Nude.
They are possessed.
They kept trying to sneakily slip off my feet while I was walking to make me trip. And as I was walking down the stairs today, they flew off the stairs, causing me to bump down a stair:
Then I had to catch myself, almost yanking my arm out of it's socket. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are going back.
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