So I'd been thinking for about a month now about getting one of these:

Cute little guy, huh? I even had a name picked out.
I've never been a pet owner before, so I did some research about buying, and caring for a canary. And decided that I may never become a pet owner. It's too much work for something that isn't a human! And I'm gone all day. And I'd probably just (unintentionally) kill it in three months anyway.
Guess I can always try keeping a plant alive for longer than a month . . .